Email your pretend-dick submissions to ADifferentThingIsMyDick [at] gmail [dot] com. Feel free to Google me for more brilliant things, and thanks for encouraging me.
Even though this blog is dead, you can now follow me at butttalk.tumblr.com. That’s right, I’ve moved from dicks to butts. All you have to do is come around back. It’s the best thing you could ever doo.
I appreciate the new follows and messages since my one-post resERECTION. But alas, the dick blog is dead. I did it every day for a year, and I’ve moved on. Don’t worry, other sites have dicked up where I left off. If you want to keep up with me, I’m at adamdewman.tumblr.com. I’m a very funny comedian. Here’s me on TV.
The hilarious Dan Wilbur of Better Book Titles has asked me to resERECT the dick blog for a very important post. His first book, How Not to Read: Harnessing the Power of a Literature Free Life, comes out this CUMMING Tuesday. CLICK HERE to find out how to get yourself a copy, and for info about the free show (and free booze) release party if you live in NYC. Now go make an inanimate object your dick, for old time’s sake!
Alright, I haven’t updated in almost a year, but submissions still come in occasionally. I liked this one enough to resurrect this blog temporarily.
A.D.I.D.A.S. (All Day I Dream About Dick)
Steel Dick, Rio dick Janeiro edition