Email your pretend-dick submissions to ADifferentThingIsMyDick [at] gmail [dot] com. Feel free to Google me for more brilliant things, and thanks for encouraging me.
Alright, I haven’t updated in almost a year, but submissions still come in occasionally. I liked this one enough to resurrect this blog temporarily.
A.D.I.D.A.S. (All Day I Dream About Dick)

Alright, I haven’t updated in almost a year, but submissions still come in occasionally. I liked this one enough to resurrect this blog temporarily.

A.D.I.D.A.S. (All Day I Dream About Dick)

Corgi Cockadile

Corgi Cockadile

Morning Lady-Wood

Morning Lady-Wood

Drain the Pipe

Drain the Pipe

Steel Dick, Rio dick Janeiro edition

Steel Dick, Rio dick Janeiro edition

Co(ck)llegeHumor.cum

Co(ck)llegeHumor.cum

Dick of the Year goes to my Mom for Thanksgiving Drumsdicks. See you in Two-Thousand-Dick-Leven!

Dick of the Year goes to my Mom for Thanksgiving Drumsdicks. See you in Two-Thousand-Dick-Leven!

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Rainbone

Rainbone

Dickweed

Dickweed